pierced-veil:

showbizsouls:

curlycurvynotquitestraight:

thechronicleofshe:

People who thought really hard about the concept that a tattoo is body art.

now that is my idea of a tattoo. om nom nom

I would adore something like this

I

a-young—soul:

a-young—soul:

Rolling out of bed and crawling to the bathroom because you dont want to risk the effect gravity will have on your uterus while vertical

hplyrikz:

More “Here’s To The Kids” Here

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
Anonymous asked: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

so i was all like:

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

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