People who thought really hard about the concept that a tattoo is body art.
now that is my idea of a tattoo. om nom nom
I would adore something like this
Rolling out of bed and crawling to the bathroom because you dont want to risk the effect gravity will have on your uterus while vertical
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this